Mexican Manufacture
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico
with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk
up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel
off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out
laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
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