Military Humor III
Stuck
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down
a muddy back road encountered another jeep stuck in the mud
with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel.
"Your jeep stuck sir?" asked the lieutenant as he
pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the Colonel, coming over and handing
him the keys, "Yours is."
Respect
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's
try it again!"
Officer: " Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
Military Shorts
- Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
- Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
- Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet
engine?"
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
Keeping in Line
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered
Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss
on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I
get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
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