Mixed Drinks
A woman and her boyfriend are out for a News Years knees-up having a few
drinks.
While they are sitting there having a good time together, she
starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she starts
talking about this really great new drink, the more excited he gets asks
for one at the bar!
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the table in
front
of him; a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of freshly squeezed
lime
juice. The woman explains how to drink the combination......
First you put a pinch of salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of
Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.
So the boyfriend, trying to please her goes for it. He puts the salt on
his
tongue - salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich
very pleasant. He thinks this is OK.
Holding the Baileys in his mouth
and
luxuriating in its effects, he picks the lime juice up and drinks it down.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits - at two seconds the Baileys
curdles .......at three seconds the salty, curdled, bitter taste hits.
This
triggers his gag reflex but being manly and not wanting to disappoint his
girlfriend he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down
he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow
Job's Revenge' "
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