Modern Medicine
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert
pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and
8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost
both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2
years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several
years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode
a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All
I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States.
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