Before I Shuffle From This Mortal Coil...
Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at
the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old
blonde on his arm.
She's hanging on his every word. His buddies at the club are
aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get
the trophy girlfriend?"
Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're stunned, but continue to inquire about Bill's companion.
"So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
Bill says, "I lied about my age."
His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her
you were only 50?"
Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
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