Mourning After
Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't
gotten out of her mourning stage.
Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating
world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know
anyone. Her daughter immediately replies," Mama! I have
someone for you to meet.
Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and
after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend
in the mountains.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she
stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his
birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours
to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
Now, he knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following
night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black
panties on, and he is in his birthday suit...except that he
has on a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with the...uh...black
condom?"
He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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