Muldoon's Dog
Old Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet
dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest
and asked," Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin'
a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not me lad; we can
not have services for an animal in the Church. But there are
some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they
believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father! Do ya' think
£5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
Me lad, Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic!?"
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