Muslim Mystery: Solved!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide.
Lets see now.
No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders,
No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, and No tailgate
parties.
No pork BBQ, No hot-dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish,
or even freakin' frozen fish sticks!
Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the
guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24
hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to
wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey,but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you: IT ALL GETS BETTER WHEN YOU DIE!
"NO MYSTERY HERE"
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