New Bush Science Projects
(Courtesy of The
Onion)
Recently, scientists expressed concern that scientific research
is being stifled by the Bush Administration. Here are some of
the areas of funded research that the Bush Administration cited
to counter the charges.
- The "Make Coal Look Cleaner" project of 2002.
- The ongoing development of a prayer guided, tacticle nuclear
missile.
- 2001 grant to independent researchers developing a fast
loading conveyer belt fed lethal injection machine.
- $44 billion to put a Christian on Mars by 2035.
- $5 billion budget allocation to scientists working to break
the 100 inch plasma screen TV barrier.
- "The Interesting Colored Skies" Initiative of
2003.
- The founding of "The Safe Legal Birth-Control"
eradication board.
- Creation of an Atheism Cure Reseach Facility at Bob Jones
University.
- Ongoing financial and policy support of Industrial Pioneers
For a Nice Warm Globe.
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