Nike's Best Customer
A man was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet.
So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box and decided
he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub to have a drink.
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The
Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his
new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again,"How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box,"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my F*****g shoes on!!!!"
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