The Nun and the Skinhead

A nun sat on train.

A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks them up and throws them out the window.

Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord.

The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a $50 fine for that!"

The nun replied, "When I shout rape and the police smell your finger you'll get 10 years."



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