Old Times Sake
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well"
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,
but very good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening
to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've
got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."
So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The
old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of
lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their
feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing
I've got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes,
he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric
fence."
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