Older Than Dirt

Some people who receive this message won't understand a word of it. Others will be able to explain and laugh at every little detail.

The only difference between NOT understanding and understanding EVERYTHING is your age. You decide "how old you really are".

Enjoy or be forever lost!!!!

My Dad was cleaning out my grandmother's house and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.

She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something.

I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn't have steam irons.

Man, I am old.

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Okay, How about this?

How Many Do You Remember??

Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Real ice boxes.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

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Older Than Dirt Quiz.

Count all the ones that you remember, NOT the ones you were told about! And NO fudging!

Ratings at the bottom.

  1. Blackjack chewing gum
  2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
  3. Candy cigarettes
  4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottle
  5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
  6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
  7. Party lines
  8. Newsreels before the movie
  9. P.F. Flyers
  10. Butch wax
  11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Capital 4-4374, CA4-4374 or 744-4374)
  12. Peashooters
  13. Howdy Doody
  14. 45 RPM records
  15. S&H Green Stamps
  16. Hi-fi's
  17. Metal ice trays with lever
  18. Blue flashbulb
  19. Packards
  20. Roller skate keys
  21. Cork popguns
  22. Drive-ins
  23. Studebakers
  24. Wash tub wringers.

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-24 = You're older than dirt!

Don't forget to pass this along!! Especially to all your really OLD friends.

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