One of My Kids
A guy is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that
the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving
to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might
know her from, so he says, "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might
be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "Are you that stripogram on
my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of
all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery
and stuck a cucumber up my arse!?"
No she replies coldly,"I'm your son's English Teacher"...
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