13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun
   
   
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
   
   
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
   
   
4. Puffy Mid-Section
   
   
5. People Make me Sick
   
   
6. Provide Me with Sweets
   
   
7. Pardon My Sobbing
   
   
8. Pimples May Surface
   
   
9. Pass My Sweatpants
   
   
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
    
    
11. Plainly; Men Suck
    
    
12. Pack My Stuff
    
    ..and my favorite one...
    
    
13. Potential Murder Suspect

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