Peace In Our Time
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon
a bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry ..three-wish genies are a
story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews
and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace
and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable!
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm
out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate
and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is
great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports
all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good
man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let
me see that freakin' map again."
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