| 8:15 |
Wake up to hugs and kisses. |
| 8:30 |
Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday |
| 8:45 |
Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice
and croissants. |
| 9:15 |
Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath
oil. |
| 10:00 |
Light workout at club with handsome, funny
personal trainer. |
| 10:30 |
Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out. |
| 12:00 |
Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. |
| 12:45 |
Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained
30 lbs. |
| 1:00 |
Shopping with friends. |
| 3:00 |
Nap. |
| 4:00 |
A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is
from a secret admirer. |
| 4:15 |
Light workout at club followed by a gentle
massage. |
| 5:30 |
Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. |
| 7:30 |
Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. |
| 10:00 |
Hot shower. Alone. |
| 10:30 |
Make love. |
| 11:00 |
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. |
| 11:15 |
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. |
| 6:00 |
Alarm. |
| 6:15 |
Blowjob. |
| 6:30 |
Massive dump while reading the sports section. |
| 7:00 |
Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee. |
| 7:30 |
Limo arrives. |
| 7:45 |
Bloody Mary en route to airport. |
| 8:15 |
Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. |
| 9:30 |
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. |
| 9:45 |
Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under
par. |
| 11:45 |
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell.
3 Heinekens. |
| 12:15 |
Blowjob. |
| 12:30 |
Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under
par. |
| 2:15 |
Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. |
| 2:30 |
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. |
| 3:15 |
Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless
female crew. |
| 4:30 |
Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249
lbs. |
| 5:00 |
Jet back home. En route, get massage from
naked Kathy Ireland. |
| 7:00 |
Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns. |
| 7:30 |
Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,
20 0z. New York steak. |
| 9:00 |
Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac
and Cohiba Cuban cigar. |
| 10:00 |
Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs. |
| 11:00 |
Massage and Jacuzzi. |
| 11:45 |
Go to bed. |
| 11:50 |
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch
the dog leave the room. |
| 11:55 |
Laugh yourself to sleep. |
