Periodic Element: Woman

Hazardous Material Warning!

Physical Properties:

1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
   
   

Chemical Properties:

1. Reacts well to gold and other precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
   
   

Common Use:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.
   
   

Hazards:

1. Turns green when placed alongsides a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.
   
   

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