Play Ball!!!
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankees World Series Game 6.
Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly
behind them, one of
the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to
the president. Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary,
looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous
request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the
fans would love it!"
So, Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what
the people want."
He gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her
pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She
gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes
wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and
says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale. Clinton asks
what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw
out the first PITCH!"
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