Please Pull Over
Old Ethel is a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair, and
loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two
wheels and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman is "one sandwich short of a picnic,"
the other residents tolerate her, and some of the more sporting
males actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop,"
he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper and held it up to him. "OK," he said, and
away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels, Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have
you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held
it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on madam."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Colin stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very
sizeable erection in his hand.
"Oh, no..." said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer
again!!"
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