Postman Pat's Last Day
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his round, he was greeted by the whole family, who hugged and congratulated and sent him on his way with a check for $100. At the second house they presented him with an 18-carat gold watch.
The people at the third house handed him a bottle of 15 year old scotch.
At the fourth house he was met by a dumb blonde in her nightie. She took him upstairs to the bedroom where she gave him the most mind blowing sex he had ever had. When they finished they went downstairs and she made a full English breakfast and poured him a cup of coffee, as she was pouring the coffee Pat noticed that sticking out from under the saucer was a five dollar bill.
Pat said "Well all this is just too wonderful for words, but what's the fiver for".
"Well," said the dumb blonde "last night I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you, so I asked him what I should give you." and he said "F@$%k him! Give him a fiver."
She smiled shyly and said, "But the breakfast was all my idea".
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