The Price of Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized
it was Christmas Eve and he hadn't even bought his daughter
a present.
He drove to the crowded mall and ran to the toy store. Frantically,
he asked the shop saleslady, "How much is that Barbie in
the window?"
In a condescending manner, she asked, "Which Barbie? We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball
for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to
the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious" said the saleslady. "Divorced
Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's
furniture..."
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