Questions for Bush
George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the
war.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts
up his hand and Bush asks him what his name is. "Billy"
says the little boy.
"And what is your question Billy?"
"I have 3 questions:
First, why did the U.S. invade Iraq without the support of the
UN?
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume,
Bush says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question
time. Who has a question?"
Another boy puts up his hand.
Bush points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
says the little boy.
"And what is your question Steve?"
"I have 5 questions:
First, why did the U.S. invade Iraq without the support of the
UN?
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early?
And fifth, where the f%#$k is Billy?"
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