Quick Blonde Jokes

Some quick blonde jokes taken from the Legally Blonde Website.

1. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
   One of them decides to call 911:
   
   Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
   Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
   Blonde: Yes.
   Operator: The power in the house in on?
   Blonde: Of course.
   Operator: And the switch is on?
   Blonde: Yes, yes.
   Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
   Blonde: No, it's working fine.
   Operator: Then what's the problem?
   Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
   
   
2. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
   A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
   
   
3. Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
   A: They are easier to keep amused.
   
   
4. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
   A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
   
   
5. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
   A: Change
   
   
6. Two blondes are observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
   Blonde 1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
   Blonde 2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
   
   
7. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
   A: The back of her head.

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