Quit While You're Ahead
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on
his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You
know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.
I, of course, went.
and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to
cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes
her on top!"
"Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky
sod. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."
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