Reasons To Go To Work Naked
- Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass
in here by 8:00!"
- Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work
on your tan.
- "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
- To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
- You want to see if it's like the dream.
- So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic
Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
- People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where
you keep them.
- Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
- Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
- No one steals your chair.