Rejection Lines

Top 10 rejection lines given by women (and of course what they actually mean!)

  1. "I think of you as a brother." - You have the sex appeal of a Franciscan monk.
  2. "There is a slight difference in our ages." - You are positively Jurassic.
  3. "I'm not attracted to you in that way." - The bulge in your trousers is just not big enough.
  4. "My life is too complicated right now." - I'm bonking several better-looking guys already.
  5. "I need some freedom to find my own space." - I want the freedom to find someone to fill my space.
  6. "I don't date men where I work." - I never date TWO men in the same office, because I'd get caught.
  7. "It's not you, it's me." - It's not me it's you!
  8. "I'm concentrating on my career." - Boring and unfulfilling as my job is, it is better than dating you.
  9. "I've decided to be celibate."- I'm already shagging someone else.
  10. "Let's be friends." - I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with!

Top 10 rejection lines given by men (and what they actually mean)
  1. "I think of you as a sister." - You're ugly.
  2. "There's a slight difference in our ages." - You're ugly.
  3. "I'm not attracted to you in that way." - You're ugly.
  4. "My life is too complicated right now." - You're ugly.
  5. "I've got a girlfriend." - You're ugly.
  6. "I don't date women where I work." - You're ugly.
  7. "It's not you, it's me." - You're ugly.
  8. "I'm concentrating on my career." - You're ugly.
  9. "I'm celibate." - You're ugly.
  10. "Let's be friends." -- You're really fucking ugly.


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