A Rough Night
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for
15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking
for money and guns, but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While
tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,
he
will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found
you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the
bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
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