Sex And Marriage
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks
go by from their park bench.
Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex
and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'.
'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there - that's all they
talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did
you two ever have mutual orgasm?"
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head
and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."
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