Southern Fried Gorilla Love
A small zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in
season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
ability to
satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached
with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept
their
offer, but only under four conditions.
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The
Keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the childrun raised Southern
Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.
"And last of all," Bobby Lee stated, "You gotta give me another week
to come
up with the $500.00."
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