Special Services
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel....
Realizing he needed a hair trim before the next day's meeting,
he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber
on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically,
"but down the hall is a vending machine that should serve
your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate
machine, inserted 50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening,
at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed
his reflection, which showed the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures,
25 Cents."
"Why not?” thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out and they
were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine
Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives - 50
Cents."
The salesman looked both ways, put in fifty cents in the machine,
unzipped his fly and, with some anticipation, stuck his penis
into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek
of agony. Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling
hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his penis... now with
a button sewed on the end.
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