Spiritual Advice
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. The ghost of George Washington
appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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