Success Is...

  • At age 4 success is . . . . not peeing in your pants.

  • At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

  • At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

  • At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

  • At age 35 success is . . . having money.

  • At age 50 success is . . . having money.

  • At age 60 success is . . . having sex.

  • At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

  • At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

  • At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants

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