Ten Husbands.... Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please
be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that
be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well,...
- Husband #1 was a sales representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
- Husband #2 was in software services; he was
never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.
- Husband #3 was from field services; he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't
get the system up.
- Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though
he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be
able to deliver.
- Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood
the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
- Husband #6 was from finance and administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was
his job or not.
- Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had
a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
- Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever
did was talk about it.
- Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did
was look at it.
- Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he
ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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