That Certain Something
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
Quicker than lightning, he reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back to her.
"Oh my, I am so sorry" the woman says, as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you".
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards they went to the theatre and then went for drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams, and he shared his.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful, time.
The next morning, she woke up before him and cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
"You know," he said "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies . . . . . . "You just happened to catch my eye."
(Vikar has intentionally hidden his real address and the true names of his loved ones in the event of retaliation for this joke.)
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