So! That's What Its For!!
Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Gay Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
Doc says, "Eat: 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Gay Bob asks hopefully, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is really for."