Think You Have It Bad?
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will
not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I
am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson
& Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
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