Thinking Outside the Box IV
BILLY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled
out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!"
The teacher replied, "Now, BILLY, that is NOT the proper
word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to
use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence
correctly, and I will allow you to go."
BILLY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an
eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
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