The Toast of a Lifetime
O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending
the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!!
He went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for
the best toast of the night!"
She said, "What was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, sitting
in church beside my wife."
Mary said, "Oh, that is very nice, John!"
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies
on the street corner. The man chuckled and said, "John
won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary."
She said, "I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's
only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!!"
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