Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh
and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black
eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence,
we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a
tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and
this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world
was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,'
I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'....so
she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine
was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I
wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties,
honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you
evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'
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