The 23rd Psalm (As Written by The Government)
The Government is my Shepherd, I need not work.
It encourageth me to lie down on a good job.
It leadeth me beside the still factories.
It destroyeth my initiative and confiscateth my earnings.
It leadeth me in the path of a parasite, for politic's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of deficit spending,
I will fear no evil, for the Government is with me.
Its Social Security and its price supports, they comfort me.
It promiseth an economic utopia, and appropriateth all the earnings
of my grandchildren.
It filleth my head with the false security of a dream world,
Until my inefficiency runneth over.
Surely the Government will care for me all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a fools' paradise forever.
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