Two Nuns On The Street
There were these two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the
other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark
and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what
he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical
arrived at the convent and was worried about what has happened
to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical finally arrived.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? ... A nun with her dress
up can run faster than man with his pants down!
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