Wabbit Season
Only a truly twisted individual can appreciate this message.
- Vikar
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides
to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and
has each of them try to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Then the FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon.
The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm
a rabbit!"
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