Wanda and Sylvia in Heaven
Wanda and Sylvia meet in heaven.
"How did you die?" asked Sylvia.
"I froze to death." explained Wanda.
"How horrible!"
"It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
"I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
"So, what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman there some where that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
a heart attack and died."
"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive!"
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