One Day at the Whore House...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several
years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house.
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided
she wasn't going to waste any of her ladies on these two old
men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the
dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After
the two men were finished, they started for home and got to
talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead.
She never moved, talked or even
groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled
on her breast.....she jumped up and flew out the window!"
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