Why God Created Menopause
This is why God invented menopause.......
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old
woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother, "Soon."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May
we see the new baby now?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May
we see the baby now?"
"No," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we
see the baby?"
"WHEN IT CRIES," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have
to wait until it CRIES??"
"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."
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