Windows XP - New Jersey Edition
Dis note is fa dose outsida da Garden State -
Dear Consumas:
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows
XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey.
If ya got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da
commans.
Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen.
It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken.
When yous start da program, instead a da usual harpy stringy
like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped
wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note:
- Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"
- My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"
- The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"
- Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased"
or "Rubbed Out"
- Control Panel is known as "The Bosses"
- Performing an "illegal operation" is known as
"Enhancin' da Family business" and will actually
maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down.
- Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Toinpike on Da Way
to Da Shore"
- Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin'
Believe Dis'" pops up.
Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
- OK . . . . Sure ting
- Cancel . . . . Fugetaboudit
- Reset . . . . Stat ova
- Yes . .. . . Yeah
- No . . . . Nah
- Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On
- Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
- Back . .. . . U-Toin
- Help . . . . Getcha Own Friggin' Ansa
- Stop . . . . Knock it Off
- Start . . . . Move it
- Settings . . . . Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly
got a copy of da Joisey Edition (not).
You may retoin it ta Microsoft for a replacement voision.
You gotta problem wit dat?
Signed
Willie "Big Numbas" Gates
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