Why Men Pee Standing Up
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe --
but he had two extra things left over in his bag, so he decided
to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing
that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's
a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering
if either one of you would like that."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that
to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort
of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease!
Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little
boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted
it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that
allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited.
He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write
his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve,
"Well, here's the other thing -- and I guess you can have
it."
"What's it called?" Eve asked.
"Brains!" God said.
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