Life as an Egg (A Quickie)
Do you think life is bad? How would you like to be an egg?
- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes four minutes to get hard.
- Only two minutes to get soft.
- You share your box with 11 other guys
- But worst of all.. the only chick that ever sat on your
face was your mother!!!
So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
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