Logos
A husband is at home watching a football game.
His wife interrupts him saying, "Honey, could you fix
the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light now?
Does it look like aI have a GE Logo printed on my forehead?
I don't think so!"
The wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right."
To this he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look
like I have the Westinghouse Logo written on my forehead? I
don't think so!"
"Fine." she says, "Then could you at least fix
the steps to the front door? They are about to break."
"Fix the steps?!! I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't
want to fix the steps! Does it look like I have the Ace Hardware
Logo written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough
of you. I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He
starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides
to go home and help out..
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already
fixed. As he enters the house he sees the hall light ins working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey," he asks, "How did all this get fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong. And I told
him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was
either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."
"So, what kind of cake did you back him?" the husband
asked.
She replied, "HELLOOOOO! Do you see Betty Crocker written
on my forehead? I don't think so!"
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